Dave Schumaker

Create a poster to announce the upcoming “Eyerolling World Championship“ in Summer 2025. We need to see some EPIC eye rolls.

Generated with ChatGPT.

Portrait painting of George Washington where he has “parachute face”, as if it is really windy.

Probably the first image in my series on “Windy Presidents”.

Generated with ChatGPT.

Digital geometric shapes that will be used in an image for a desktop wallpaper. Black, white and gray hues with vignetting.Digital geometric shapes that will be used in an image for a desktop wallpaper. Black, white and gray hues with vignetting.

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Oil painting of cavemen in a jungle taking silly selfies as a fierce tyrannosaurus is charging toward themOil painting of cavemen in a jungle taking silly selfies as a fierce tyrannosaurus is charging toward them

Oil painting of people wearing togas and taking silly selfies on a smartphone as Vesuvius erupts behind them in AD 79.Oil painting of people wearing togas and taking silly selfies on a smartphone as Vesuvius erupts behind them in AD 79.

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Why do we have so much… shit? It’s endless cleaning!

I think this anthem perfectly sums it up. I generated it with Suno, lyrics were a back and forth a bunch with ChatGPT and then cleaned up. I think it’s one of the greatest things I’ve ever generated using AI.

[Verse 1]
So much fucking shit!
We have so much fucking shit!
So much shit, so much shit,
So much fucking shit!

[Verse 2]
What the fuck is in this box?
Holy shit, it’s thirty locks!
Where the hell are all the keys?
Fuck me, here’s more DVDs!

[Chorus]
So much fucking shit!
We have so much fucking shit!
Fuck this crap, fuck this mess,
Fuck this shit, it’s endless stress!

[Verse 3]
Why the fuck do we keep old phones?
And chargers that don’t match their homes?
A bag of buttons? What the fuck?
More fucking tools I’ll never touch!

[Bridge]
Fuck me, it’s a treadmill!
Fuck that, it’s broken still!
Fuck this stash of souvenir mugs,
Fuck these drawers filled with dead-ass bugs!

[Verse 4]
What the fuck’s with all these socks?
No pairs, just lone-footed flops!
This one’s striped, that one’s plaid,
Fuck it all, I’m going mad!

[Chorus]
So much fucking shit!
We have so much fucking shit!
Can’t find my ass, can’t find my feet,
This fucking mess just can’t be beat!

[Verse 5]
Fuck this shit, it’s all too much,
Look, more goddamn plastic cups!
Random-ass cords and mystery crap,
And fuck my life, another goddamn hat!

[Solo]

[Bridge]

So here’s the plan: burn it all!
Fuck the junk, both big and small!
But deep down I fucking know,
We’ll just buy more and start a new shit show!

[Outro]
So here’s the plan: burn it all!
Fuck the junk, both big and small!
But deep down I fucking know,
We’ll just buy more and start a new shit show!

Generated using Suno. It’s a song about literally nothing.

[Verse]
Bubblegum clocks in a whispering cheese,
Toadstool hats on a moonbeam sneeze.
Dancing with penguins in a lava lamp,
Riding a narwhal through a postage stamp.

[Chorus]
Wobble-dee, doobly-doo,
Zigzag, zippity-zoo!
Nonsense in a polka dot stew,
Flimsy-flam, kazoo-kaboo!

[Verse]
Pirate platypus in a fizzy bubble bath,
Jellybean rainbows on a trombone’s path.
Hopscotch whirlwinds in a pickle jar,
Banana-split zebras drive a chocolate car.

[Chorus]
Wobble-dee, doobly-doo,
Zigzag, zippity-zoo!
Nonsense in a polka dot stew,
Flimsy-flam, kazoo-kaboo!

[Bridge]
Zebra xylophones in a cotton candy wish,
Marshmallow snorkels on a gravy dish.
Frogs in capes sing a lullaby tune,
Flying fish dance with a silver spoon.

[Chorus]
Wobble-dee, doobly-doo,
Zigzag, zippity-zoo!
Nonsense in a polka dot stew,
Flimsy-flam, kazoo-kaboo!

[Outro]
Chocolate umbrellas in a neon shoe,
Rainbow spaghetti in a kangaroo’s view.
Upside-down giggles in a glittery band,
Join the parade in our wacky land!

Generated using Suno.

[Verse]
Testing in production (oh yeah)
That is how we roll (whoa)
Testing in production
using my flawless code

[Bridge]
Why should I write tests (what?)
My code is never a mess (oh no)
Did I just rhyme,
Tests and a mess (yeah he did)

[Chorus]
It’s Friday afternoon.
It’s time to deploy my code. (whoa yeah)
The weekend is almost here.
It’s time to deploy my code. (watch out)

[Verse]
It’s Friday afternoon.
I don’t have anything to fear
It’s time to deploy my code.
The weekend is almost here.