A few years ago, I got a new longboard for Christmas. The kids and I went out in the neighborhood and I decided I was going to be cool and ride my board as we walked around.
I immediately fall off and nearly sprain my wrist. To this day, our oldest still brings it up.
This past Christmas, we got some rad new scooters for the little ones and decided to take them around the block for a spin. It’s been awhile since I’ve ridden my board so I grab it and walk out the door.
“Be careful and don’t fall, Dad!” she says.
Listen here, kiddo. I may have a few more grey hairs than I did in the past, but I can still do this. Don’t worry!
Not even 2 doors down the street, I eat it and sprain my wrist.
I guess it’s going to be awhile yet before I can do this…